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Barkeep returns, switches on the Vending Machine and activates the queueing machine.
Tickets Please...

lmsmi. You're barred.

Bills, Stop annoying the chimps. They actually own most of the universe that the bar is built on. They might raise the rent. Besides, they start co-operating when cornered.

lmsmi. You're un-barred.
Drink?
And I still want to see some ID, the one without the mustache.

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Oh ok. Here it is. -I show you my ID-
I would like a small Blueberry Crockade ('Croc'odile instead of Alli'gator') shot please. And please add a shot of Orange Soda to that. . .I'm feeling stressed. lol

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Scans the ID.
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umm, seems to be order Sir.

Serves a drink to the customer.
That will be four Altarian Cents please.

In he background the chimps have gone back to re-designing their iPads.

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I saw one of them with a walkie talkie. I would check that out if I were you. After all. You're the barkeeper again. By the way. I cleaned this place up, but those mice had the cleaning contract. So do I still get paid? lol. Just kidding. I'll be the Janitor.

-One of the chimps swings around and knocks a shot glass off the table, which then hits the floor and breaks-

I'll get that! -lmsmi1 rushes over to the scene and immediately cleans the mess up.-

One of the chimps is drunker than a Cowboy at a Saloon at 12 in the mornin'! Hurry! Get that chimp stabilized! He's goin' to pull out his SHOTGUN THAT'S LEGAL IN A BAR! LOL

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They're good customers. They can do what they like.
I notice you haven't paid for your drink yet Sir.
That'll be fourteen thousand cents please. Interest accrues fast around here. Somebody's got to pay for the sand.

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Well, I didn't intend to spend so much here, Luckily I pawned mine and my wife's wedding ring and got $1,400. Sweet! I can actually pay for it! Here you go. Here a $5 tip too. Just for you. BTW I edited my last post so refresh your screen.
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A tip! Thank you Sir Smile
No bad language please though, especially if it is retrospective.

Well, I'm off to the races.
The bar is now on autopilot.
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I wrote:
Autopilot huh? Well, I'll just ask this here robotic Barkeeper if I can get a Ion Cannon grilled Steak with extra Pulsar Sauce on the side.

Robot - "Yes, of course sir."

-lmsmi1 receives exactly what he ordered-

lmsmi1 - "Thank you. Here's a tip for you."

-lmsmi1 gives the robot a $5 tip-

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Y E S • S I R • H O L D • F O R • I D E N T I F I C A T I O N
The Bar Automatic Pilot freezes the soliloquising hallucinating customer in mid speak and scans him for criminal records, ID, and contageous skin conditions.

–Loads friendly voice–
We offer only the best, most kosher steaks here, Ameglian Major Cow, the greatest. Hagrabiscuit is available as a side order with that, at no extra charge.

Please enjoy your meal on this planet Very Happy

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can I point out that the rat got those mice
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Yes, thy did bills. And I assume the bar is no longer on auto pilot, because ALC has posted.
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bills6693 wrote:
can I point out that the rat got those mice
Ah, but only because the mice let it Wink

lmsmi1 wrote:
the bar is no longer on auto pilot
The bar is always open, except when it is not.

It is built on a temporal eddy thingy, so time is circular, most of the time.

-Looks Bills directly in the eye-
Would you care for another drink Sir...

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The rat got the mice, because that is what the mice wanted you to see.

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Please enjoy your meal on this planet
/time eddy/Lot #2, because you might be eating it again in the past-future. Or not at all in the future-past.
So order well, order quickly and order often!
Chimp taps my left shoulder
What? Is the transphasic fusion battery in you iPad 84XLS leaking again? Hand it over, I'll have a look...wait a minute...

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You forgot to turn on the lucid parity shielding again didn't you? Do try to remember next time. You do want to keep all the hair on your legs don't you?
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-The chimps all run to the corner of the bar. They cower at something. . .suddenly, a time portal rips open, and sucks the chimps inside. It then deteriorates into the blankness. Yet another time portal rips open and the chimps fly out of it. Then again it disappears. One of the chimps then pulls out a strange remote that has a screen on it-

lmsmi1 says to the chimp with the remote - "I assume you have made a time traveling device."

-The chimps all run put of the bar screaming in fear. They know lmsmi1 has found out about their plans to change the past-

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Barkeep groans.
The SHADOW guards quietly remove lmsmi back to the human zone of the bar and then fade in the light.

The Head Waiter smiles:
Do be careful Sir. Do you by any chance have a car in the car park?


Those poor chimps—messing with time can be an expensive hobby—all of their shiny space ships in the car park will have been clamped tens of millions of years ago.....

Barkeep smiles wryly.
Yes, profits will be good this cycle, from all those un-clamping fees Mr. Green

Time for a free drink for everybody, and do watch out for that pool of hyperspace in the floor Sagyxil.

Somewhere in the background a Dentrasi appeared and started to refill the Hagrabiscuit Stand

The Chimps in the bar's past perfect begin again to discuss Hamlet for the N'th time.
The bar moves forward in time.
EVERYONEISHAPPY

"TICKETS PLEASE..." The Waiter Droid moves in towards the nearest customer.

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