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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:55 pm    Post subject:  
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Uranium Trioxide....suggest invent new colloquial term 'Alien Maker'.

Hagrabiscuit vending machine is faulty, managed to suck what's left of my brains out and then gave me the Piza, this is unacceptable. The Piza was rotten.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:05 am    Post subject:  
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What does Sir suppose the pizza is made of?
Brains in.
Pizza out.

Simple. Mr. Green

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:12 pm    Post subject:  
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ALC wrote:
What does Sir suppose the pizza is made of?
Brains in.
Pizza out.

Simple. Mr. Green
Ah! now I understand, or rather I don't now that I don't have a brain anymore.
It was turned into a Piza.

And then I ate it. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:09 pm    Post subject:  
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The trick of course is to eat the pizza in the correct bit order.
This will ensure that it's molecules are assimilated in the right sequence so as to restore normal higher brain function.
This will enable you to find your car again when you return to the car park.

(Parking is of course not free)

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:56 pm    Post subject:  
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...[A big man in a red suit breaks in to the Bar and Grill ion a sleigh pulled by a cluster of savage megareindeer. The sleigh smashes through the restaurant area before grinding to a halt near the little blue tree. The red guy jumps off, places a small matt black box beneath the tree, jumps back on and the sleigh speeds away again, through another window]...

[Service bots appear and begin to repair the damage].

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:42 pm    Post subject:  
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A Taiidan and Vagyr walk into a Hiigaran bar.....
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*The matt black box under the tree starts humming and vibrating as if some untold secret lies within....*
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[A service Bot trundles into view, retrieves the active black box and places it into the CB&G control slot. A random chimp enters a 64 digit password and a holo-progress bar appears, slowly extending from right to left...

...eventually the bar software upgrade completes with a message:
Please reboot your ACME (Insert Name Here) Bar and Grill OS to complete the upgrade process.

The chimp jumps up and down screeching (in the way that chimps do) and hits the reboot button.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:38 am    Post subject:  
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Pitch blackness.

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Light returns to reveal a newer, slightly brighter, a bit faster, less dusty cornered CB&G with marginally more comfortable seats and shinier tables. Unfortunately the service is now a bit slower, but then every upgrade has its cloud.

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*Service bots have been upgraded and now look like small hovering spheres with angry faces painted on them (changeable)*
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faces painted on them (changeable)*
Or not angry..., patrons are advised to avoid any Bots with this expression: Mr. Green
These are in fact fugees from Marathon and are apt to explode without warning when serving drinks. Adds a touch of excitement to buying a beverage.

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The CB&G Corp wishes everyone a Happy New Year 2013!

Service bots move in and start cleaning away the garbage and bodies left over after the NY party as the vending machines and cash registers recalibrate themselves to the new year price structures -increases all round Mr. Green -the chimps have to occasionally eat too.

Another year rolls into the chronometer and begins to tick away....

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:29 pm    Post subject:  
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Here is an idea that may shed some light on creating warp drive and faster than light propulsion. I got this idea last night while thinking about a ride I saw at the county fair when I was younger. Basically the ride was based on centrigal force where the faster that the ride went the more pressure was placed against the carney creating a force against them and pinning them to the wall of the ride. I then thought about the light photon traveling through space and the sun itself. In order for the sun to maintain its cohesive shape it would have to spin at a very fast rate of velocity where the expulsion of material would in fact be pinned against the wall. But what wall is the matter being pinned against? Is there an interaction between the centrifugal force of the sun against unseen mattter possibly Dark Matter that allows the sun to maintain its shape? If there wasn't such an interaction then the suns matter would simply spin off into space like the carney riding the county fair would be flung a ceretain distance...oops sorry about the fling....Its see how far we can fling a carney day at Complex.com.

Now when we look at the light photon traveling through space it would most likely be spinning at a rate of light speed or 299 792 458 m / s. This velocity would create a centrifigual force within the light photon that would keep the light photon cohesive as the light photon ejected matter from its core against Dark Matter. If such a force was not present then the light Photon like the carney rider would fling itself apart as it was ejected from the sun. This means that there should be an interaction present between Dark Matter and the light photon where because of the rate of velocity of the spin of the photon that a wall is created between the light photon and Dark Matter that pins most of the light photons matter inside of the photon itself. As the matter inside of the light photon slowly diminishes the centrifugal force cannot be maintained thus causing the light photon to return to a velocity where it would dissipate into space in much the same manner that the carney on the ride is slowly unpinned from the wall of the ride as it slows down. In order for a ship to travel at the speed of light I think that an exterior field traveling at the speed of light needs to be present. Once the interaction that keeps a light photon cohesive in much the same way that the sun is kept cohesive through centrifugal forces applying a force on dark Matter then we might be one step closer to achieving near light speed velocities.

Once this process is discovered it could be developed into a eight point system thus creating the hyperspace bounding rectangle that could then projected from one point to an exit point using FTL or close to FTL propulsion systems.

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FTL maths makes the chimps thirsty.

Benji chimp contemplates this as the service bots clean away the remains of the week long New Year Party. Plans are afoot in the Party committee to come up with a theory that would allow for a year long New Year Party...

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Aah... I come out of hibernation, and go stand under the slowly rotating ceiling fan (because for some reason a bar & grill in space still has those?) to get it to blow the dust off me.

I'm back baby Smile

How much have the prices gone up? I'm willing to sell all my worldy goods for half a space burger, is that enough?

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