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PostPosted: Tue May 17, 2011 11:22 pm    Post subject:  
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But that bunch of Chimps over there in the corner have been busy forever on that iPad working out a plot for Hamlet.
They're good spenders too

Wait for just a minute. The chimps are still using those locked-down crazy tablets? I thought they would have switched over to Android like everyone else did way back in 2016. Oh well; they are chimps after all. You can't expect much more. They have to have money to burn if they're willing to spend it on that computer.

Although it is good for typing. Wink

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Ah, a customer.
Would you care for a beverage sir?

Pay no heed to those Chimps.
Although they are very wealthy, they are also stuck in a temporal bubble.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:34 pm    Post subject:  
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I'll have the usual. Orange Gatorade with a lemon splash. And might I have a spot of grilled shrimp please? This is The Complex Bar and Grill of course.
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Shhh, don't say "shrimp" too loudly—it worries the Chimps...

One Orange Gatorade with Lemon splash and some grilled, er Number Six Decapodal Crustacean, garlic dip included at no extra charge Sir.

That will be four billion dollars please. Very Happy

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Luckily I was president of the Geneva Convention at one time. Here's your 4 Billion dollars. Smile
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Shocked —We must raise our prices lads...
The chimps all start screeching and nodding their heads.

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Wasn't Geneva destroyed (along with Earth) to make room for the Hyperspace Bypass?
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Indeed it was, will be destroyed. In these multitemporalmultidimensional times in which we live it's difficult to know whichwhen we are or which universe we are actually in, whether it's the fourth one on the right, or that one over there on the other side of Car Park Three, or neither, or both, or an entirely different one that we haven't considered yet —all possibilities as space-time is definitely curved.
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"This place looks dusty now. I'll clean up."

*lmsmi1 sweeps the floor and uses a feather duster to clean everything up*

"How long has it been before anyone has posted here? It looks abandoned. Hello? Hellooooo?" *Hello echoing*

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[whispering]Keep it down!
The chimps are sleeping. It took forever for them to shut up about a new script for Shakespeare's Hamlet they wrote, so don't get them started again![/whispering]
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"Oh hi Sagyxil. It's been a few weeks since anyone's been here. I cleaned the place up. Speaking of those chimps, when I was here alone I saw one of them under a blanket. I snuck over and uncovered the chimp. He was googleing a new script for that Shakespeare's Hamlet thingy on their iPad. I quickly took the iPad away and gave the chimp a quick shot of anesthetic. I checked the Web History on their Mozilla Firefox app and they have been searching all this time. Their project is almost done. I found some old apples by their table too (that's probably what they survived off of considering the door was locked when I tried to open it, so I broke in.) Don't worry, I put in a new window. I guess I'll take over this place considering ALC hasn't posted here in a while. If he doesn't post in the next week or two, I'll take over. Don't worry, I'll be here every day to serve the guests, if there are any besides those chimps. Oh and also, I have a few new forums that I made, and those chimps were checking those out on their iPad too. I wonder what they're up to. [whispering] Hey, I know what they're up to actually. They have hacked the Complex Website so that every download is a picture of a chimp. They are taking over the Complex universe. Warn everyone else about this. This is going to be hard to get back. Sign your name in this petition. Its a petition for Banning the Chimps. If you sign it (you're on the Complex Team), we will be able to kick the chimps out of this place. HOWEVER. The chimps also provide a large portion of our funding. I say we don't kick them out. BTW my little brother suggested the petition thing. I want to still have a pay check at the end of every week, that is why I work here."
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I would have some martian dihydrogen-oxide please. I know its a treasure, but here, i have some pure element zero for you.
5 miligrams

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Well, since the Bartender (ALC) isn't here, I assume I'll take over. Here you are sir.

EDIT: You, out from behind that bar or you'll be barred. — And I want to see some ID —ALC

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one chimp steak, medium-rare, with a pint of fusion-resedue. ionoized, not stirred.
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-Chimps screeching loudly in background. . .-

"RUN BILLS! THEY'RE GOING TO ATTACK YOU! By the way, here's one chimp steak, medium rare. As ordered. Ionized, served with a cold pint of fusion residue."

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