••• The Complex Bar & Grill •••

**ALC** · Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:40 am Post subject: Description:

The droid bartender says in it's Austrian TERMINATOR voice
"H e y, h a v e n't . s e e n . y o u . i n . a . w h i l e"

Y o u . m u s t . b u y . a . d r i n k

lmsmi1 · Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:59 pm Post subject: Description:

One Dewshine, please. And a squirt of lemon juice added in there, too.

**ALC** · Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:44 am Post subject: Description:

Bartender draws its laser rifle...,
...thinks for a moment (in a cyborg sort of fashion)...,
Puts away the rifle.

And serves the customer its drink.

t h a n k . y o u . s i r

lazer72 · Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:11 pm Post subject: Description:

Have you reopened for drinks, food and sometimes lethal business?

Long time no see.

Let's see, I'll have whatever cake you recommend.

**ALC** · Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:39 am Post subject: Description:

S p i d e r . C a k e . i s . a . m u s t

lazer72 · Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:40 am Post subject: Description:

Spider cake eh?

Of the Black Widow variety? Ok then.

How about a nice big glass of liquid Mercury?
Be careful or I'll do to you what GLaDOS did to Wheatly.

**ALC** · Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:49 pm Post subject: Description:

T e r m i n a t o r s . a r e . n o t . c a r e f u l . . t h e y . a r e . i n e v i t a b l e
Y o u r . c a k e . s i r...

lazer72 · Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:13 am Post subject: Description:

........ Ah.....OK then.
I'll.... Uh.. just have my cake then.

*quickly calls accountant to buy SkyNet shares and aquire heavy military weapons *

Ahem...... Thanks for the cake.

**ALC** · Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:23 am Post subject: Description:

Y o u r . c a k e . S i r

A delicious chocolate and snosberry cake teleports into the table.
It is decorated with a motif of cobwebs and spiders, all made of sugar.
This is a seriously cakey cake.

I ' L L . B E . B A C K . . .

The waiter departs, to terminate an Oompaloompa that is trying to escape from the kitchen.

DrysonB · Admiral Gender: Joined: 18 Aug 2012 Posts: 468

***Disclaimer: This is for those of legal age in their country to consume a spirited drink.***

I found an old Bentusi wreck about a year ago. Nothing major except a recipe for making 4,000 year old whiskey.

Simply make a one liter aging barrel from Bog White Oak, char the inside of the barrel to desired flavor, assemble the barrel and seal.

*Make certain to add the spigot and bung hole before assembling.

Once assembled you can pre-flavor the barrel with other spirits such as wine, tequila and rum. Once flavored add your neutral grain spirit to the barrel and let age for six months ensuring to top the barrel off every now and then because of the Angel's Share.

Because the age of the wood is 4,000 years old you will have created a 4,000 year old tasting spirit.

Enjoy.

**ALC** · Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:54 am Post subject: Description:

4,000 years old! Shocked

I'll have a glass of that then please.

Welcome back.
As you can see we are well into Complex 10 Dev now. Pull up a chair and start testing.

lazer72 · Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:42 pm Post subject: Description:

I see you've redecorated.
Higher resolution wallpaper?
Love it.

I'll have a pizza, a 4000 year old pizza.
Thanks

**ALC** · Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 11:17 pm Post subject: Description:

Glad you like it. It was very expensive, so we had to put all our prices up—still good value though Smile

Watch out for the cheese on that pizza, it's very ripe after all that aging, like a really good Stilton.

**ALC** · Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 12:26 am Post subject: Description:

Season's Greetings and a prosperous and multi-gamed New Year to everyone Smile

Jelrak · Captain Gender: Age: 42 Joined: 13 Jan 2016 Posts: 230

Thank you...to you as well!