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Complex Team

Joined: 10 Sep 2008 Posts: 6905
Post Vote:  Location: Éireann • Ireland • Irlanti • Republika Irlandia
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The droid bartender says in it's Austrian TERMINATOR voice
"H e y, h a v e n't . s e e n . y o u . i n . a . w h i l e"
Y o u . m u s t . b u y . a . d r i n k _________________ I'll have a Neutron Blaster please...
...No Neutron Blasters...
In that case I'll have a glove... |
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lmsmi1 Fleet Admiral

Gender:  Age: 30 Joined: 07 Jun 2011 Posts: 746
Location: Karos Graveyard Interests: Programming | Coding | Scripting Occupation: Hw2 Modder Website: http://www.youtube.com...
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One Dewshine, please. And a squirt of lemon juice added in there, too. _________________ Earth | Air | Fire | Water | Spirit |
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Complex Team

Joined: 10 Sep 2008 Posts: 6905
Post Vote:  Location: Éireann • Ireland • Irlanti • Republika Irlandia
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Bartender draws its laser rifle...,
...thinks for a moment (in a cyborg sort of fashion)...,
Puts away the rifle.
And serves the customer its drink.
t h a n k . y o u . s i r _________________ I'll have a Neutron Blaster please...
...No Neutron Blasters...
In that case I'll have a glove... |
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lazer72 Commodore

Gender:  Age: 21 Joined: 29 Apr 2012 Posts: 312
Interests: Complex (obviously), audiophile, Technology, Space, Chocolate Bars, RC Helicopters
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Have you reopened for drinks, food and sometimes lethal business?
Long time no see.
Let's see, I'll have whatever cake you recommend. |
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Complex Team

Joined: 10 Sep 2008 Posts: 6905
Post Vote:  Location: Éireann • Ireland • Irlanti • Republika Irlandia
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S p i d e r . C a k e . i s . a . m u s t _________________ I'll have a Neutron Blaster please...
...No Neutron Blasters...
In that case I'll have a glove... |
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lazer72 Commodore

Gender:  Age: 21 Joined: 29 Apr 2012 Posts: 312
Interests: Complex (obviously), audiophile, Technology, Space, Chocolate Bars, RC Helicopters
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Spider cake eh?
Of the Black Widow variety? Ok then.
How about a nice big glass of liquid Mercury?
Be careful or I'll do to you what GLaDOS did to Wheatly. |
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Complex Team

Joined: 10 Sep 2008 Posts: 6905
Post Vote:  Location: Éireann • Ireland • Irlanti • Republika Irlandia
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T e r m i n a t o r s . a r e . n o t . c a r e f u l . . t h e y . a r e . i n e v i t a b l e
Y o u r . c a k e . s i r... _________________ I'll have a Neutron Blaster please...
...No Neutron Blasters...
In that case I'll have a glove... |
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lazer72 Commodore

Gender:  Age: 21 Joined: 29 Apr 2012 Posts: 312
Interests: Complex (obviously), audiophile, Technology, Space, Chocolate Bars, RC Helicopters
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........ Ah.....OK then.
I'll.... Uh.. just have my cake then.
*quickly calls accountant to buy SkyNet shares and aquire heavy military weapons *
Ahem...... Thanks for the cake. |
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Complex Team

Joined: 10 Sep 2008 Posts: 6905
Post Vote:  Location: Éireann • Ireland • Irlanti • Republika Irlandia
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Y o u r . c a k e . S i r
A delicious chocolate and snosberry cake teleports into the table.
It is decorated with a motif of cobwebs and spiders, all made of sugar.
This is a seriously cakey cake.
I ' L L . B E . B A C K . . .
The waiter departs, to terminate an Oompaloompa that is trying to escape from the kitchen. _________________ I'll have a Neutron Blaster please...
...No Neutron Blasters...
In that case I'll have a glove... |
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DrysonB Admiral

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Joined: 18 Aug 2012 Posts: 468
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***Disclaimer: This is for those of legal age in their country to consume a spirited drink.***
I found an old Bentusi wreck about a year ago. Nothing major except a recipe for making 4,000 year old whiskey.
Simply make a one liter aging barrel from Bog White Oak, char the inside of the barrel to desired flavor, assemble the barrel and seal.
*Make certain to add the spigot and bung hole before assembling.
Once assembled you can pre-flavor the barrel with other spirits such as wine, tequila and rum. Once flavored add your neutral grain spirit to the barrel and let age for six months ensuring to top the barrel off every now and then because of the Angel's Share.
Because the age of the wood is 4,000 years old you will have created a 4,000 year old tasting spirit.
Enjoy. _________________ Through the Eye of Aarran do we set our sails. |
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Complex Team

Joined: 10 Sep 2008 Posts: 6905
Post Vote:  Location: Éireann • Ireland • Irlanti • Republika Irlandia
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4,000 years old! I'll have a glass of that then please.
Welcome back.
As you can see we are well into Complex 10 Dev now. Pull up a chair and start testing. _________________ I'll have a Neutron Blaster please...
...No Neutron Blasters...
In that case I'll have a glove... |
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lazer72 Commodore

Gender:  Age: 21 Joined: 29 Apr 2012 Posts: 312
Interests: Complex (obviously), audiophile, Technology, Space, Chocolate Bars, RC Helicopters
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I see you've redecorated.
Higher resolution wallpaper?
Love it.
I'll have a pizza, a 4000 year old pizza.
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Complex Team

Joined: 10 Sep 2008 Posts: 6905
Post Vote:  Location: Éireann • Ireland • Irlanti • Republika Irlandia
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Glad you like it. It was very expensive, so we had to put all our prices up—still good value though
Watch out for the cheese on that pizza, it's very ripe after all that aging, like a really good Stilton. _________________ I'll have a Neutron Blaster please...
...No Neutron Blasters...
In that case I'll have a glove... |
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Complex Team

Joined: 10 Sep 2008 Posts: 6905
Post Vote:  Location: Éireann • Ireland • Irlanti • Republika Irlandia
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Season's Greetings and a prosperous and multi-gamed New Year to everyone  _________________ I'll have a Neutron Blaster please...
...No Neutron Blasters...
In that case I'll have a glove... |
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Jelrak Captain

Gender:  Age: 42 Joined: 13 Jan 2016 Posts: 230
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Thank you...to you as well! |
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